On Black Friday, I went to see 2012 for a matinee showing and hopefully avoid being kicked, prodded, trampled on and otherwise annoyed with the throngs of shoppers itching to brawl for $20 HDTVs and Zhu-Zhu hamsters.
2012 accomplishes its mission in that it is entertaining, but that’s about it. The only believable plot elements were the fact that the government kept the impending destruction of the Earth a state secret and that only a limited number of elite scum were allowed a ticket aboard the “ark” to hold the seed that would re-populate the planet after the cataclysm.
Although like most fiction, the science behind 2012 has some roots in geologic fact. It is true that throughout the Earth’s ~5 billion year history, there have indeed been geomagnetic polar reversals. But there is no evidence to suggest that this caused massive tectonic shifts within a 24 hour period. Not to mention, the over-heating of the earth’s core and mantle is the least of your problems if there was a solar flare large enough to cause such a phenomenon—you would’ve already been burnt to a crisp by direct radiation.
So, the 3 take away lessons from 2012 are: (1) Governments cover-up and lie (2) geologic changes occur over the geologic time scale, which is measured in tens of thousands-millions of years (always...this includes climate change as well); (3) you are sorely mistaken if you are part of the oligarch class. Not a chance.